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A Scottish farmer points out the pub window to his farm across the road, and asks his friend, “Fa two hundred pounds, would ye hae sex wi' a coo?” They argue for a while about the nature of ethics, th...
A Scottish farmer points out the pub window to his farm across the road, and asks his friend, “Fa two hundred pounds, would ye hae sex wi' a coo?” They argue for a while about the nature of ethics, the value of comedy, and the animal capacity for things like consent and love. Eventually the farmer’s friend is more or less persuaded, but he lays out three conditions:
“First, nae kissin' on the lips.”
“Aye.”
“Second, any bairns arising as a result of this coupling are the sole responsibility of the coo and/or the farmer wha owns her.”
“That’s me, mate. I don’t think ye’ve had enough to drink, but sure, yer second condition is fine. And the last?”
“I’ll need a couple weeks to come up with the two hundred pounds.”