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Scottish Jokes
Och aye, laddie, huv ye never heard of the wild haggis hunters o' the Heilans? Y'see, laddie, the thing about the haggis is that it makes its home in the Scottish Heilans, which are full of big muckle...
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Marilyn Sloper
ROFL!!!! Love it!!!!
Scottish Jokes
Two golfers enjoying their game and looking forward to the "nineteenth" hole reach the eighteenth and as the are about to address their last puts the see a guy sitting on a railway bridge nearby casti...
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"Heaven seems vera little improvement on Glesca" a Glasgow man is said to have murmured after his death to a friend who had predeceased him. "Laddie, this is nae Heaven," the other replied.

*******

Jimm...
Scottish Jokes
It's tough to get old...

A recent study by a Scottish university claims that elderly people who drink whisky, beer or wine at least four times a week have the highest bone density.

The report goes on to...
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Feeling generous I'll give ya a twofer...

An auld Scotman in a wheelchair, was taken to a smart hotel by his son. The auld man had never seen a Lift before and he was watching it closely. As they were ...
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Marilyn Sloper
Oh my goodness!!! I laughed so hard I woke up the cat! That's me, alright, always saying the lottery is my retirement plan, yet seldom buying a ticket. These are great jokes!!!!
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Fotheringham was a Brit through and through, while his neighbor Mackintosh was a true Scot. Ever since they had settled down in adjacent houses they played an active game of "keeping up with the Jones...
Scottish Jokes
Two Aberdonian farmers, Tam and Shuie, are sitting in the Farmers bar,
drinking beer.

Tam turns to Shuie and says, "You know, I'm tired of goin' through life
withoot an education. Tomorrow I think I'll g...
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An 80-year-old Scotsman goes to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor is
amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks, 'How do you stay in such
great physical condition?'

I'm Scottish and I am a golf...
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Glenna Davidson Brock
Hahaha!!!
Scottish Jokes
Sandy met Donald, an old friend, after the passage of some years, and the following conversation took place:

"I've been married since I last saw you, Donald."
" Married, Sandy, " that's good.
" Oh, not s...
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Three wee ones...

Jock once attended a Temperance lecture given by Scotland's top medical man, a noted anti-drink campaigner. The speaker began by placing a live, wriggling worm in a glass of whisky. A...
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